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Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs is a decently sized town in Colorado that is about 80 miles south of Colorado's capital, Denver. There is absolutely nothing to do here, unless you're over 21, but still. There are movie theaters, and two stupid malls. Oh ya... Skate City. C-town (as we like to call it) is popular because it is right by Pikes Peak and Garden of the Gods is here. (Anyone up for hiking?) And Colorado's biggest Evangelical church is here, New Life Church. It is also home to millions of teenagers who have no lives, so they make one on myspace... because there's nothing to do in Colorado Springs. Oh, yes, and it's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. And it is notorious for uber fast weather changes.
Teenage Visitor: It's fucking cold.
Colorado Spings native:If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes, it'll be different.
Teenage visitor: There's nothing to do here.
Colorado Springs native: OH, I know, let's go to Walgreens!
Becky: I wanna go back to Miami.
by Rachel Armijo December 22, 2005
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DeFuniak Springs

A Place Of Unusual Existence... Of A Different Breed... Inbred...
"You Married Your Cousin? You Must Be From DeFuniak Springs"
by Khalida July 6, 2008
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Winter Springs

(Updated definition) A city in Central Florida. Was once part of Orlando. There isn't much to do here, except the Scottish Highland Games. If you want something to do, go to Oviedo or Orlando.
by Sunioncarrot11 November 18, 2011
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Blue Springs

A small town in Jackson County, MO that leeches off the big honcho Kansas City, along with other towns like Independence and Lee's Summit. Its schools are Blue Springs High (filled with pathetic low-life wannabe gangster twats aka the Wildcats) and Blue Springs South High (filled with uptight sluts and jocks, with a decent football team aka the Jaguars). Theres really nothing to do here but bowl or go to Pancho's (a little mexican joint with fucking delicious burritos, seriously, try it sometime. They're made from the mexican burrito gods). Basically north of 40 Highway is the trashy side, and south of 40 is the middle-class/rich snobs. Home to American Idol winner Dane Cook. Tech N9ne and Bobb'e J Thompson also reside in/around the Springs. If you really want something different to do, go to any other town/city surrounding it. This includes Grain Valley, Lee's Summit, Independence, and Kansas City.
1: Hey man! Where've you been?
2: Oh you know, just been chillin in good ole' blue springs!
1: Damn, that sucks ass
2: Tell me about it! I've done nothin but sit on my ass and eat burritos
by admiralcrunch989 December 15, 2012
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Rock Springs

A small inbred town in Wyoming, known to most who live there as Rock Bottom. Take my advice and never go there. It's like a black hole of nothing.
See 'Shithole'
by Calla July 7, 2003
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palm springs

Like golf, old people, heat, and faggots?
Welcome to Palm Springs.
male 1: "Omg it's so hot, what should we do?"

male 2: "Let's go to sidewinders!what else is there to do in Palm Springs?" (gay leather bar)
by Katie________ May 17, 2006
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Clock springs

the pubic hairs visible petruding the panty lining when a woman parts her legs wearing a dress or skirt for the titillation of young virile men
fuck me look at the clock springs showing there - she need a quim trim
by toynostalgiaman January 6, 2006
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