Tarantula Smuggler is a woman who doesn't groom,but still wears short shorts or bikini bottoms and her pubes are busting out the sides.
Mrs.Peabody was at beach and didn't realize her pubes were exploding out of the crotch area of here bathing suit....looked like she was smuggling tarantulas aka a Tarantula Smuggler!
by TWrecks September 17, 2009
"I didn't realize your Mom was a tunnel smuggler until she stuck a zucchini into her fat rabbit alongside my giant member whilst i was banging her on your bunk bed, bitch.
by theswan August 20, 2007
A girl who posseses a huge and nice ass so it looks like as she was smuggling a pair of midgets in her back pockets
by hugizzzzi March 25, 2010
Australian slang term used to describe a tight-fitting, briefs style swimsuit that accents the genital region. The name most likely comes from the fact that it looks like you are "smuggling" budgies in the front of your swimsuit, due to your dong n' scrote.
"Boy can't wait to wear my new budgie smugglers to the beach, gonna accent my dong"
"Dudebrah check my new budgie smugglers im gonna wear them to A&W ehe"
"The burgers at A&W aren't usually that great I think it's the staff that works there at the moment"
"Dudebrah check my new budgie smugglers im gonna wear them to A&W ehe"
"The burgers at A&W aren't usually that great I think it's the staff that works there at the moment"
by ckur February 17, 2009
A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth
The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the one eyed business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.
by Awsnap Whoodat June 28, 2011
by Spenbiz May 27, 2004
Referring to a gay, bisexual person, a person who likes anal.
Bone Smuggling is the art of a BONER being Smuggled into the rear of another being. Therefore, Smuggling the bone(r).
Bone Smuggling is the art of a BONER being Smuggled into the rear of another being. Therefore, Smuggling the bone(r).
by Full Service November 15, 2006