tot-smuggler

One who surreptitiously fondles another's testicles while they are sleeping.

Huh?! Dude, get your hands off me you tot-smuggler!

by Yayahooray August 12, 2008

midget smuggler

A girl who posseses a huge and nice ass so it looks like as she was smuggling a pair of midgets in her back pockets

daaaayyyumm! look at that girl booty she is definately a midget smuggler in line for

by hugizzzzi March 25, 2010

Tarantula Smuggler

Tarantula Smuggler is a woman who doesn't groom,but still wears short shorts or bikini bottoms and her pubes are busting out the sides.

Mrs.Peabody was at beach and didn't realize her pubes were exploding out of the crotch area of here bathing suit....looked like she was smuggling tarantulas aka a Tarantula Smuggler!

by TWrecks September 19, 2009

Budgie Smugglers

Australian slang term used to describe a tight-fitting, briefs style swimsuit that accents the genital region. The name most likely comes from the fact that it looks like you are "smuggling" budgies in the front of your swimsuit, due to your dong n' scrote.

"Boy can't wait to wear my new budgie smugglers to the beach, gonna accent my dong"

"Dudebrah check my new budgie smugglers im gonna wear them to A&W ehe"

"The burgers at A&W aren't usually that great I think it's the staff that works there at the moment"

by ckur February 16, 2009

pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the one eyed business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat June 30, 2011

ivory smuggler

A woman of color that enjoy dating men of Caucasian descent

See also smuggler

Hallie Berry plays an ivory smuggler on Monster's Ball

by Spenbiz May 27, 2004

Bone Smuggler

Referring to a gay, bisexual person, a person who likes anal.
Bone Smuggling is the art of a BONER being Smuggled into the rear of another being. Therefore, Smuggling the bone(r).

Guy: Hmm, I'm a Bone Smuggler
Girl: Aiii PAPI!!! Smuggle that bone all you want!

by Full Service November 15, 2006