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Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

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Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
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a bitch who shits threw its head
this girl is a shitheads
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sister: you’re such a shithead
brother: what’s that
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A person who can't be trusted around alcohol because they either end up mixing their bipolar medication with whisky or shooting WINE (like who the fuck shoots wine for crissakes?!)
Davinah M is a total shithead
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A person who really annoys you.. a lot.
Person 1: Haha I won
Person 2: Shithead
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You’re a shithead!
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A fucking nigga whose head is shaped like a shit. It is also the clean way of saying asshole.
Oh boy, That guy is such a shithead.
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