toilet scab

The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."

My toilet scab is about to fall off and give me a red halo in my underwear.

by Unstable1 April 8, 2010

Scab Collector

n.
-one who collects scabs
- a major douchebag
- a twat eating shit grinning asshole
- someone who needs to stop talking, now

"it's cold out here, hurry up"

"shut the fuck up sheila. you're such a fuckin' scab collector"

by Richard Been August 10, 2008

union scab

A lower form of life who justifies scabbing on a strike because of membership in a union.

Us carpenters walked, but the operating engineers stayed on the job; a bunch of union scabs.

by wobbly February 1, 2004

scab picker

Any person who will scratch and pick at anything on their body (or yours) untill it bleeds.

by Greg S. October 5, 2003

twat scab

A very irritating person. The sensation this person produces can only be related to a scab placed on a womans' vagina.

Anyone trying to be part of your clique. Similarly a person following you because they have no friends and want to join your group but because of the fact they tried hard they failed at doing so and instead causes irreparable damage.

Mike you twat scab stop trying to be a skater like us.

by Galvin Medrano II January 25, 2007

Sperm Scab

The salty residue left behind after male sperm dries up.

Jim had a sperm scab on his forehead after Joe gave him a moneyshot!

by MacZilla September 21, 2006

anal scabs

Painful and irratating sores on and around your anal area caused by not wiping properly after going to the toilet, and once dried up becomes itchy, and scratching causes rashes and eventually becomes scabs

Danny: Man i cant stop scratching my anal scabs, and its making it worse and spreading
Dukes: You should wipe your ass better next time you go to the toilet
Danny: CBF!

by Dukez November 8, 2005