sigma male

The propagation of the sigma male concept is a cringe coping mechanism leveraged by literal beta males who pretend they are better than alpha males and also want you to believe that. In a story as old as time itself, young men with loser fathers attempt to compensate for their lack of a healthy masculine identity by pretending to be some kind of scary bad ass. In truth, nobody else (especially women) thinks sigma males are scary bad asses, or that even attempting to be a scary bad ass is admirable or useful; they rightfully see through the bullshit to observe the truth: that this man is totally lacking in basic social skills, is a selfish asshole who doesn't care about other people, and would probably be a loser father like his father before him. The sigma male concept is the loser male version of the mental ill degenerates who invented 1000 made up genders and sexualities in the 2010s: total pseudoscience with absolutely no basis in academic literature that serves only to signal that you are in fact a fucking loser who looks at the internet all day. Lots of loser men thought the sigma male concept was pretty cool during the early 2020s, but the tide quickly turned on them when they realized that they had shrouded themselves in a symbol of failure not dissimilar to a neckbeard's fedora. Today the majority of people who are aware of the sigma male concept think it is fucking embarrassing and anybody who expresses admiration for the concept is definitely a dickhead.
"Why is your YouTube feed full of Peaky Blinders clips?"
"Because I'm a sigma male."
"Is that some made up thing from the internet?"
by Erik9000 September 11, 2023
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Var-Sigma Male

A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"
by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024
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Ultimate Sigma Male

Person 1: "Who is the Ultimate Sigma Male and the alpha again?"
Person 2: "Hans Westendorp"
by bonksalad May 25, 2022
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Sigma Male

An alpha male built by being broken and still is broken.
Patrick Sateman is a sigma male
by iamlost. November 23, 2022
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Sigma male

so nice to see the reality in like of dislikes below posts wow people Sigma males I'm a Sigma and you are data to me hatters just a database about myself i need reflection it can be positive or negative it doesn't matter
Sigma male its a label like weird or creepy or retarded
by My life hello World April 15, 2023
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Sigma male lone wolf

When a student contradicts a teacher
Teacher - " You need to do your task!"
Sigma male lone wolf - " Go fuck your self! "
by Sigma male lone wolf March 17, 2024
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