When you have the misfortune of having lived with a pseudo-psychotic nut job. The widely accepted medical explanation for such behavior are: extreme narcissism, an ironic level of childhood insecurity and/or why-won't-anyone-want-to-sleep-with-me disease.
"Hey did you hear Ron moved again? Didn't he just move into that awesome apt?" "duuuude, you didn't hear??! He totally got roommated man!!" "Ooooh.... FUCK."
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Get the The Roommate Game mug.Loud-ass roommate who is always screaming at random people and blaming them for not being on the level they want them to be, seeming to be using them as a coping mechanism all day...and LITERALLY all night.
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“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”
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Sam: *thinking* ‘my roommate stepped out I should be good for a quicky’
Darrel: *opens room door without knocking* brother eeewwhhh!!!!!!!! You have caused me to lose roommate roulette
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