An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.
This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!
by Pvt.joekerr* September 30, 2011
A red dotted rash that appears around the vaginal area of a woman as a result of obeseity. Sometimes causing bleeding and also known to create a horridly smelling scent from a cheese like discharge from the rash. Not a very good thing to have when indulging in oral sex, especially if you are the giver to that who has the Cunt-rash.
'I went to go down on the obese mail-order, only to find she had an enormous cunt-rash that was spewing out cheese.'
by Penis Butter August 11, 2006
The splotchy red skin texture developed by white people in response to prolonged sun exposure. See also: melanin, wet dog smell.
by Jorge Aviles June 22, 2006
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
by Mnao November 10, 2015
Omg, I had Mexican food yesterday and caught myself a severe case of Fart Rash while slipping one out.
by tomatkaster October 27, 2021
A random, itchy rash that suddenly appears after spending the night "talking" to football players in the night club. This rash mostly appears on cleat chasers.
Hey, did you see Betsy itching her cleat rash at work today? I heard she was cleat chasing all night at the club.
by BigScoot November 05, 2013
Noun- The after effects of chronically jacking off with your penis to the point where it peels! Baters...
by HandRashFealsGood May 29, 2010