The grippiest person alive. Really has the biggest GYATT out there. No one else can compete with the sheer volume of his planets. All I want is to have my head crushed between his thunder things, and don't get me started on his calcium cannons.
"Did you see Ramsey's cheeks clapping as he ran up the stairs?"
"I know, I nearly got pushed back by the sonic booms his cheeks produced!"
"I know, I nearly got pushed back by the sonic booms his cheeks produced!"
by EmreIsCute October 8, 2023

A lengthy exaggerated story full of superfluous detail. Often delivered in an overly excitable manner with an anticlimactic ending, these tales may take anywhere from 20 minutes to 5 hours to complete.
Person 1: So I was at work the other day and Jim came in, you would love Jim. Jim is great you would Love Jim
Person 2: Man, not another Ramsey story. Cut to the chase!
Person 2: Man, not another Ramsey story. Cut to the chase!
by PrincessRamsey June 11, 2024

Samuel Ramsey is a huge homosexual asshole that is most likely to date a homosexual duck that likes it in the bottom hole.
by Heaven Leigh Phillips May 5, 2018

When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"
"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
by anonymous November 1, 2021
