Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 17, 2020

Perma Hat

One who has a permanent ass hat.

Man, he is such a perma hat.

by Bestie Speigel July 4, 2008

Perma Speak

Instead of saying that someone is using an open mic, you can say that they Perma Speak.

Is player 1 talking the whole game? - Yeah, they're on Perma Speak ( Thanks Dubsman)

by ayehatechu August 15, 2024

perma-kick

Perma-kick is an alternative way of saying permaban. It is used strictly on teamspeak and the phrase can be heard when a player is about to be banned from the server.

David: Alright that's enough I've had it with your bullshit Andy, I'm going to perma-kick you.
Andy: Oh shit dude please don't!
Ryan: Guys look Andy is about to get perma-kicked!

by Scythori June 14, 2016

Perma-cocked

When a person is permanently cockblocked

This guy is just getting Perma-cocked by his overprotective friends

by TheEmp3r0r October 7, 2020

perma truce

An alliance with someone that lasts forever (or until you feel the need to destroy them).

One can use a perma truce while playing Risk to defeat their opponents. Then, when only you and your perma truced ally are left, you turn on each other to try to win the game.

by TheMutantDrumset March 31, 2010

perma-smack

n. (per-muh-smack) Word used to describe the phenomenon of permanence that occurs when someone says something nasty or hateful online and it becomes published.

Suzanne's dreams of making a difference by being a foster mother were dashed because of perma-smack someone published years earlier saying that she was a drunk.

Modern law will be shaped by cases involving perma-smack. While civil suits will pursue claims that a job was not awarded or a person was fired for perma-smack, criminal charges will be brought against cyber bullies who caused a young person's suicide.

by kathrynmham April 8, 2010