perma

A perma is an authority figure, normally a teacher or parent but feared more than others

Perma fuckin scram lads, just leave your bags and blazers

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Perma Hat

One who has a permanent ass hat.

Man, he is such a perma hat.

by Bestie Speigel July 11, 2008

Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 18, 2020

Perma plug

A butt plug lubricated with Gorilla Gule

I heard Paige gave Dennis a perma plug cause he wouldn't stop farting

by PhrogMom February 28, 2021

Perma-Itch

Perma-Itch. When your pet gets stuck in a permanent loop between being itchy and scratched. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scrat...

Brix is stuck in a perma-itch again. Needs his flee medicine.

by BrixieBoi October 29, 2021

Perma Fucked

(aka Chloe Ritter) when your brain has

Deteriorated Too the point of no return from the excessive use of methamphetamines. Akaa The boofaaLoompa of Bristol

That tweaker is perma fucked !

by forbiddinknowlage July 13, 2021

Perma dub

Abriviation for permanent double chin. A person called a perma dub has a very angered personality. Always rasing their voice, and getting mad if they are not heard, while sporting their double chin.

Omg, she kept getting mad. She is such a perma dub

by user_1223 June 24, 2010