paris

The act of avoiding a social gathering at the very last second by announcing a poor excuse such as: "I have to go to work"or "I'm getting my passport photo taken".
The phrase may be used in a humorous manner when you cannot attend an event and have a legitimate reason.
Sorry mate, im going to have to pull a paris on you.
by reezyoneezy June 06, 2010
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Paris

the capital of:

1) France
2) french fries eater pidgeons
3) cheese
4) art and culture
5) beautiful girls and french kiss

Also known as a city where people have never seen a bathroom (jealous bullshit) and are very rude (have you heard about the jealous bullshit thing?)
guy: have you ever thought about engagement?

girlfriend: no, never... but you'll propose in Paris on a snowy night in front of the Eiffel Tower with red roses and champagne and caviar and then we'll go to a four stars hotel and...

guy: *sigh*
by just26 April 02, 2008
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paris

1.)a nasty trashy rich girl with the morals of a ally cat who does not know what walmart is. 2.)a city in france where people are suck up yet they are totaly rank. 3.) the name of a scandalous flip.
that girl paris is a stright up flip.
The france is the funkyest city and were not talking hip hop.
by kelly robinson April 05, 2004
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paris

a lesbian girl who is turned on all day
wow last night was fun paris
by lil bishhhh December 11, 2017
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pari

pari means a person who is interlectually challenged (i.e. BIMBO, or AIR HEAD)
That blonde is a pari!
by Nikz May 17, 2004
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paris

Place visited by wannabe writer/cooker american women to have sex with the most strange people because TV and books says it is romantic.
Girl: I want go Paris to find love and inspiration to my book. I am so arrogant that nobody from latin america wants to fuck me here in Florida. I only can have americanized stupid ones.
Boy: Paris is a cliché. You are so creative. I can't wait to read your book.
by Michael123456 May 28, 2008
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paris

the hottest,sexiest,most beautiful person in the world,not only is she damn fine but shes funny outgoing and the most generious person anyone could come across in the world.oh yeah and shes great in bed.
paris hilton+kristen=the deffinition am i right or am i right
by plainer November 07, 2005
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