healthy

the word people use to have people think they are eating wisely or have people think they are exersizing when they get home. mainly the description of most obese people

yeah i'm so healthy i totally went to the gym last night

by lolbbbyg April 3, 2017

Healthy shmelthy

When you shit and no matter how much you wipe, your ass is still shitty.

This morning i had a Healthy shmelthy and needed a manpon.

by Dr. Ratfuck February 7, 2012

Healthy

the ability of staying alive

wow your healthy

by Something051 February 17, 2020

healthy relationship

being so incredibly happy with someone that you have no idea how you got here. they make you feel so comfortable and you never have to try and be something else around them. ghost and zay.

ghost and zay have such a healthy relationship.

by zayzazz October 29, 2023

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

healthy grandpa

When you fall asleep in the recliner, and your significant other climbs on top, rides, then steals your wallet and pills

Guy 1: Dude, this chick was so horny, she gave me a healthy grandpa
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!

by Avon-6 September 17, 2021

healthy cow

A woman who has plenty of milk to nurse her child.

She was a very healthy cow when her son was born and she even had some extra milk to help her friend, who had a daughter around the same time.

by ElephantEight August 10, 2023