Cartagena Necktie

A grisly form of death made popular by the Cartels in Cartagena by making a vertical slit in the throat, cutting the flap of skin under the tongue, then leading the tongue out of the slit in the throat and hanging the person by it.

When we found him, he was hanging from the rafters by a Cartagena Necktie.

by Johnny Crack n' Pack February 14, 2012

Virgin Necktie

When you use a long sock to rub one out while lying on your back and it drapes down your chest like a necktie

“Man, Joey’s really not handling the breakup well. He just lies in bed all day while eating Doritos in a virgin necktie”

by Zoso_Floyd December 13, 2020

Irish necktie

When your pubic hair has grown too long and one of the strands dislodges from the crotch and becomes much like a bollo tie around the head of the penis and can some times become tangles in fabric causing much discomfort.

I was going to get my cock sucked by that big tittied black bitch at work, but I had an Irish necktie and it got caught in the tooth gap she has and damn near slit my dicks throat like piano wire.

by Projectile Feces January 3, 2025

Czechoslovakian Necktie

Guys, you’ll be wearing her for your necktie while top Czechoslovakian metal band Arakain plays in the background. It is very sensual sex position, but requires a bit of extra effort on both partners’ parts, you can’t nail this position unless you have some strength. The man stands with his back to the edge of the bed and throws one leg on its corner, kneeling against the bed top. The woman stands in front of her lover with her back to him. She puts her leg bent at the knee on the bed. The male partner takes the other leg by the ankle and raises her foot up to her hips. With the hand, the man supports the passion by the waist. She pulls her arms up and wraps them around the man’s neck, arching towards his body.

Jeff suggested trying out the Czechoslovakian Necktie move for their wedding anniversary. His wife Kelly was all for it and suggested the song Proč?/Amadeus.

by Kmtgod July 5, 2025

bagel juice necktie

When a chain link toy is wrapped around a child's neck by another child

Billy gave Charles a bagel juice necktie!

by 26DAM February 22, 2025

Anime Necktie

A Billy Joel fan, usually used in a positive context.

Did you see that Anime Necktie rocking out to Uptown Girl?

by WillyMartin June 23, 2024

Navarrete Necktie

Getting choked out at work by your state wrestling champ coworker when you told him you are a jujitsu master.

A person (of the jujitsu type) tells his coworker (a former state wrestling champ) that he can't be choked out. The coworker proceeds to send him on a spirit journey with the classic Navarrete Necktie. Yeet

by Napalm Seagull July 20, 2024