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National Suck My Dick Day

National Suck My Dick day is celebrated very May 7th, if you are in a relationship, one of you must suck off another one
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National Dick Me Down Day

A day on April 12th in which celebrates the art of getting dicked down
Josh: What day is it today?
Devin: It's April 12th, national dick me down day
Kinsey: I'm ready
by BigDaddyD69 April 11, 2017
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National suck Michaels dick day

Are yall tryna suck Michaels big dick on national suck Michaels dick day because I sure am
National suck Michaels dick day is pretty fun huh
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National Unsolicited Dick Pic Day

National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.

Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.
by Alfred Long cock August 29, 2019
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national cut dicks off day

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!
“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)
by Thantophopia April 12, 2021
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National suck Brians dick day

This wonderful holiday falls on June the 28th
by Reallandy June 27, 2019
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