Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023
Get the my house my rulesmug. by Hollidays.bitch March 24, 2024
Get the My Dear My Darlingmug. My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. awwww shucks!
by BitchinRemodels May 31, 2024
Get the My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain.mug. Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021
Get the My goldfish ate my homeworkmug. A retard "Well I see why..."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the My Boyfriend Stole My Carmug. A slogan woman can wear on tshirts, bumper stickers, picket signs . This slogan refers to having to terminate pregnancies themselves with pills, back alleys, kitchens and hangars. I have to doubt the police will take them to jail to check their uteri
The entire sorority stood outside the State Capitol chanting “My Body My Crime” to make it clear abortions won’t stop just because a bunch of old white men in government decided abortions are now a crime
by Poppy Birchbark January 22, 2023
Get the My Body My Crimemug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025
Get the I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teethmug.