Angry Young Man Syndrome

Angry Young Man Syndrome usually occurs between young men aged 18 to 22. This often coincides with their discovery of beer as a breakfast substitute.

The effects of Angry Young Man Syndrome are: not calling or visiting your family, being gruff with your family when you do see them, not giving presents to family or friends on key holidays and birthdays, being grumpy when you don't get very good presents back, complaining about how poor and poverty-stricken you are after buying the latest computer game, listening to Angry Young Man Music, being cynical about everything and everyone in general.

Friend 1: What's his problem?
Friend 2: Must be Angry Young Man Syndrome

by Etain August 04, 2006

Angry Little Man Syndrome

An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak. Common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles, loud attire, random screaming of "ah fukkin' seen ye" or "aye ye fukkin' did", a pre-emptive approach to taking the piss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious RAGE caused by Martin Hedley, the nob-end.

Mr. Boyd suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. He attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive piss take strategy.

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My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.

by Esteban Tuero June 09, 2004

Angry little man syndrome

A short male who is always annoyed at everything. Which comes from growing up under the average height. Permanent defensive.

he is such a prick!
well he's got the angry little man syndrome

by ballsto February 01, 2004

Short Korean Man Syndrome

Short Korean Man (SKM) Syndrome is a mental disease characterized by a short man of Korean descent who lives in his own fantasy world. The short Korean man believes he knows what is best for others because he posses a supreme mind with vast intellectual powers, when in fact he does not and impacts those around him negatively. He rarely leaves his living quarters and surronds himself with those who will listen to his delusional beliefs. The inferiority complex stems from being both short and Korean.

Prime examples of those who suffer from SKM are:
Kim Il-sung
Kim Jong-il
Kim Jong-un
Alex Ahn

short korean man syndrome inferiority complex delusional

by Not a short Korean man :) June 23, 2013

Little Man Syndrome (LMS)

A total douche bag that tries to compensate for his shortness/ smallness by being a total tool, and making himself look like a faggot. Therefore resulting in complete hatred.

Little Man Syndrome (LMS) is a man such as yourself.

by 9876324915 November 26, 2010

Little man syndrome

(Definition: LMS also known as Little man syndrome comes in many forms, shapes and sizes) Particularly when It comes to your friends pets, when people think of LMS they immediately think It's a form of disease, but actually It's mainly referred as a gift like-wise for instance, It shows that 1 in 2 pets get called 'little man' and can sometimes lead to pet identity-confusion causing the pet to ignore you, If you say "Chicken Wing!" usually, you'll get an immediate response from your pet.

Mate: "little man? Where are you? Oh little man!"

Pet: *Silence*
Mate: "Chicken Wing!"
Pet: *Comes running!*
Mate2: "It's that little man syndrome!"

by mild_spicy_wild May 13, 2015

I'm Spider-Man Syndrome

When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618

"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"

by Olillia July 14, 2015