by Hollidays.bitch March 24, 2024
Get the My Dear My Darlingmug. Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021
Get the My goldfish ate my homeworkmug. A retard "Well I see why..."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the My Boyfriend Stole My Carmug. My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. awwww shucks!
by BitchinRemodels May 31, 2024
Get the My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain.mug. An anti-feminist slogan started by Dave Chapelle used to expose the hypocrisy of feminists when it comes to abortion.
Dave Chapelle:But ladies… I also believe if you do decide to keep the baby man should not have to pay.
Crowd is silent
Dave Chapelle: It’s my money my choice
Crowd is silent
Dave Chapelle: It’s my money my choice
by BurgerKingNuggets July 11, 2024
Get the My money my choicemug. .
《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025
Get the 《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》mug. .
《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025
Get the 《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》mug.