A behavior found in Minnesota and other back-woods locations. This behavior consists of one or more persons engaging in one of the following behaviors: 1) Charging into an opening elevator or other open doorway not allowing people to exit. 2) Standing in a store or other aisle blocking it from use by others (this is often done by groups of people talking) and staring blankly at the products on the shelves. 3) Driving in another person's blind spot when there is plenty of open road to use.
A "Minnesota Maneuver" happened to me today, some guy in a Viking shirt spilled my drink all over me when I was trying to get off the elevator.
by PBTRNYNY June 21, 2011
To have a kind demeanor on the surface but in reality this person is plotting evil and plans on ruining your life for the betterment of themselves
"Hey bro...I asked my boss for a raise and he said we can discuss it more next week. I am excited!"
"Be careful man...that guy is a dick...he is just being Minnesota Nice to you...if your dog ends up murdered don't be surprised..."
"Be careful man...that guy is a dick...he is just being Minnesota Nice to you...if your dog ends up murdered don't be surprised..."
by Truthdoctor November 25, 2014
When you have to take a dump so bad, you pull over on the side of the road and let it fly (preferably between a car and a trailer).
Bubba had eaten so many graham crackers, he couldn't make it to the gas station and had to leave a Minnesota Sundae.
by Chuckles3 July 12, 2010
a gay little shit town, where its the norm to have a stick up your ass, and we all do dip and smoke pot. You can get crack for $20 for 4 people
by christ.lucifer666 May 09, 2015
When a girl/guy is giving you head and they pulls it out of his/her mouth for you to cum on their face and you bong them with your fist on the top of her head like carnival whack a mole game
by Thebigsnowman October 31, 2020
The Minnesota Timberwolves are an NBA team based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and are the worst NBA team of the 21st century, the Timberwolves became a team in 1989, and became a really good team in 2003 when they had Kevin Garnett, Sam Cassell, and Latrell Sprewell, ever since then, the team has been unlucky, while not being as unlucky as the Kings, who haven't made the playoffs since 2006. The Timberwolves are currently one of the worst teams in the NBA.
"The Minnesota Timberwolves are unlucky"
by DemarDerozanFan10 April 23, 2021
by Medic130 June 26, 2018