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Minnesota Maneuver

A behavior found in Minnesota and other back-woods locations. This behavior consists of one or more persons engaging in one of the following behaviors: 1) Charging into an opening elevator or other open doorway not allowing people to exit. 2) Standing in a store or other aisle blocking it from use by others (this is often done by groups of people talking) and staring blankly at the products on the shelves. 3) Driving in another person's blind spot when there is plenty of open road to use.
A "Minnesota Maneuver" happened to me today, some guy in a Viking shirt spilled my drink all over me when I was trying to get off the elevator.
by PBTRNYNY June 21, 2011
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Minnesota Nice

To have a kind demeanor on the surface but in reality this person is plotting evil and plans on ruining your life for the betterment of themselves
"Hey bro...I asked my boss for a raise and he said we can discuss it more next week. I am excited!"
"Be careful man...that guy is a dick...he is just being Minnesota Nice to you...if your dog ends up murdered don't be surprised..."
by Truthdoctor November 25, 2014
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Minnesota Sundae

When you have to take a dump so bad, you pull over on the side of the road and let it fly (preferably between a car and a trailer).
Bubba had eaten so many graham crackers, he couldn't make it to the gas station and had to leave a Minnesota Sundae.
by Chuckles3 July 12, 2010
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buffalo minnesota

a gay little shit town, where its the norm to have a stick up your ass, and we all do dip and smoke pot. You can get crack for $20 for 4 people
wow my town is such a buffalo minnesota
by christ.lucifer666 May 11, 2015
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Minnesota slushie

Minnesotans are often found leaving beverages in their car (on accident of course) in the dead of winter, only to come back at least 30 minutes later and find their beloved beverage has been turned into a slushie containing razor sharp ice chunks.
"Hey Jon, do you remember where I left my Gatorade at?"

"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."

"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"
by Minnesotapoptart January 28, 2014
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Minnesota Timberwolves

The Minnesota Timberwolves are an NBA team based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and are the worst NBA team of the 21st century, the Timberwolves became a team in 1989, and became a really good team in 2003 when they had Kevin Garnett, Sam Cassell, and Latrell Sprewell, ever since then, the team has been unlucky, while not being as unlucky as the Kings, who haven't made the playoffs since 2006. The Timberwolves are currently one of the worst teams in the NBA.
by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021
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Minnesota Gopher

When a girl/guy is giving you head and they pulls it out of his/her mouth for you to cum on their face and you bong them with your fist on the top of her head like carnival whack a mole game
She pulled out like I was gonna white washer her and I Minnesota gophered her
by Thebigsnowman October 30, 2020
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