Pittsburgh Mangina

A male from the Pittsburgh area who went to college at a decent Big East or Big Ten school, thought it was a good idea to move back home after graduating to live with his mother!!! Sits at the local bars and thinks how much better and smarter he is than the other patrons. Openly admits he is more intelligent than the drunks at the bar but has a DUI of his own. Sits in constant judgement of others because he is perfect. Man meets vagina thinking!!!

So, I met this great guy the other day. We have been a date or two!!

Unfortunately he called the other night drunk as shit telling me what a great guy he was and what a piece of shit I am. Then the next morning refused to take my call because he feels that I think to highly of myself. WTF, I met him at a bar and he called me an alcoholic, what a pittsburgh mangina!!!Mangina Monologues!!!!!!

by bubbles9784 February 26, 2009

mangina

when a dood sees an ugly girl and his dick crawls up inside his body and hides like a scared little girl forming the male form of a vagina.

the fat chiq in the bikini gave me the world's worst mangina

by HarryWand May 13, 2005

mangina

A term used to describe a male prostitute's genitalia. Generally has a positive connotation.

No man-whore has EVER pleased jabba the slut before. Deuce, you must have a magical mangina.

by Kaiser Vinny April 18, 2006

mangina syndrome

Being born with both a penis and a vagina.
(note) this is a real syndrome this is not to be a made fun of.

Def.1 I saw SallyJoe in the bathroom and dude that chick/dude has got one big mangina.

Def.2 My mangina fell out of my bikini 3 times at the beach.

Def.3 I'm sorry your son/daughter has mangina syndrome,

by Will J Harrington January 12, 2009

mangina

A husky gentleman by the name of Patrick, known to drive a Mazda convertible that looks like your 3 yr old daughter's Barbie Power Wheels sports car. He might be seen wearing shorts and a Hawaiian shirt in 40 degree weather. Mangina also might make absurdly gay advances on any male or woman in sight. Mangina also never has his own cigarettes. You might spot a Mangina by him proudly advertising it on the back bumper of his incredibly gay car.

"Look at that incredibly big man in that little car. His head is over the windshield"

" No son that's just a mangina"

by Chuck Weiner Killer September 28, 2006

Mangina

When a man tucks his penis and scrotal sack between his legs to form to appearence of a vagina.

Person 1: Hey honey look what I can do.

Person 2: Wow, you have a Mangina.

by JuggaloCujo August 4, 2007

Mangina tree

Begins with a man arranging his genitals into a mangina. He then adopts a squat position, and slowly rises while sprouting branches with his arms. Often performed in time with slow, sensual music with all his mates taking humiliating photos to be posted on facebook/youtube.
Acknowledged as the punishment for losing by a ten goal margin in Pro Evolution Soccer.
Is sometimes refered to a 'Mangina seed', because the intention is to appear as a seed, sprouting into a Mangina Tree.

'Are we playing mangina rules?'
'Yes'
A 10-0 trashing later...
'MANGINA TREE!!!'

by Bogsyogsy January 11, 2009