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Japanese kamikaze

A sexual act in which a Japanese male lathers himself up in lubricant and suspends himself from the ceiling. He then proceeds to fall from the ceiling and yelling "kamikaze" before falling into the girls vagina. The end result is a very painful and awkward landing that may yield infertility.
Me and this Asian chick did the Japanese kamikaze last night. My mom walked in confused, as she had heard intense screaming, and her lube was all gone. The next day I was sent to a counselor for mental help.
by wtf56 December 19, 2013
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Kamikaze Texting

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.
“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."
by bumpdraft December 5, 2012
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kamikaze come-on

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.
Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
by cherryblossom July 11, 2009
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kamikaze ad

N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added

The act of being kamikaze added.

Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
Kamikaze ads are the ultimate product of a life spent training to be a douchebag.
by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010
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short kamikaze

The act of a midget front flipping into a woman's vagina to inflict as much pain as possible on contact.
I heard bill's mom gets a short kamikaze in the ass every night
by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016
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Kamikaze bowl

When you have a bowl for a bong and you roll a joint. Put the joint in first then add weed around it so you have a full bowl. Light the joint and smoke it till it reaches the bowl and keep going till it’s done.
Let’s light up a kamikaze bowl boys!!!
by Edger6969111 January 27, 2019
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kamikaze kay

kamikaze kay is probably the most beautiful and talented man to exist on earth. He’s scrumptious , smart , and talented as FUCK.
H: Hey did you listen to that new Kamikaze Kay song?

R: Not yet!
H: Its amazing
by somehoodlum1122 May 17, 2019
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