When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.
A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find
Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find
Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."
"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
by The H-Train July 1, 2009
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girl "hi can i get your number"
boy "no sorry im a hibee"
"im hibee and proud"
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"im hibee and proud"
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Disillusioned follower of a gay edinburgh football club; a club who seem single-minded in their quest to convince the world that they provide (and have ALWAYS provided since day one) their brain-washed followers with a slick, silky-smooth brand of football that is a joy to behold.
Invariably when this doesn't happen, they erase this memory from their brain by injecting copious amounts of smack.
Invariably when this doesn't happen, they erase this memory from their brain by injecting copious amounts of smack.
ooo-ooh the hibees are gay-ay!
by bongostani December 7, 2006
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a marginal acquaintance with whom "hi' and "bye" are the most typical units of verbal exchange; the vocabulary of a minimal relationship.
a marginal acquaintance with whom "hi' and "bye" are the most typical units of verbal exchange; the vocabulary of a minimal relationship.
Do you know this woman? - Not really, we are hibyers.
They were married for ten years, but now they are only hibyers.
I was surprised when hibyer stopped for a more substantial conversation.
They were married for ten years, but now they are only hibyers.
I was surprised when hibyer stopped for a more substantial conversation.
by Mikhail Epstein November 16, 2003
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The existence of Sarah Palin has caused me to go into a hibernationalism from which I may never wake.
by Yesac Divad January 9, 2011
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In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011
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"What did you do over winter break Mark?"
"I was exhausted from exams, so I ate thirty tacos then hibedernated."
"I was wondering why you missed a month of school."
"I was exhausted from exams, so I ate thirty tacos then hibedernated."
"I was wondering why you missed a month of school."
by Doxic June 3, 2013
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