by Life_of_the_party302 November 23, 2017
the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.
Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?
Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?
YEAH!
Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?
YEAH!
by Mister Robato69 March 07, 2017
A guy with platinum hair, he forgets very easily and never keeps his words. Don't waste your time on these guys. They also have an addiction to porn. If you fall in love they will break your heart.
I don't want a Hanson in my life.
by strawberrysky123 August 24, 2022
by jesusnumber1 May 04, 2021
Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021
by Hickerydickerydock September 12, 2022
Shes the type of person who acts like she cares about what your talking about but secretly not listening to you and is thinking about something self related. Shes the type of person who acts like the biggest bad ass in the whole worls but once you comfront her with something she will start apoligizing. She doesnt want any one not to like her so she trys way to hard. She really only truly loves herself. She is also super two-faced (ever see that one scene in "Mean Girls" the omg i love that skirt where did you get it?) Yea thats her. No one truly likes julia but everyone friends with her. She isnt the worst person to talk bout drama but once you tell her itll some how get back to you but backwards and wrong. So if you looking for a hypicritcal, self-obsorbed, "tough", drama starting friend be friends with somone named julia hanson.
"Whos that?"
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."
by Fuckaphratboi February 14, 2018