hayden

Hayden. this is a man of many words, his teeth are so bad he can’t even smile anymore people roast him over anything he does, he hangouts with the biggest losers at school, he can’t make a basketball team if it were to save his life.

Man 1.....
man 2 damn i want me some of that hayden
man 1 yea he is the greatest

by hoe ass nig November 30, 2019

Hayden

Hayden is a confident, cocky, piece of shit and pain in the ass. He will try too hard to be funny but fails and ends up giving everyone around him second hand embarassement. He tries too hard to get girls to like him even though he will never date them. Although he has an interesting perception in art and knows quite a bit about pop culture, which is also negative as he never shuts up about it.

Hayden: Hey pretty lady!

Lady: Hehe what is your name?

Hayden: Hayden haha.

Lady: Ew, do you think a Hayden could ever date me?

by ThatOneHandyMan June 14, 2021

Hayden

Hayden is a good person he is trustworthy and nice he also plays minecraft

Hayden is the best

by qweghvcxse456yhb cfty9o February 18, 2022

hayden

the most and intelligent and most attractive guy i’ve ever met. i’m constantly stunned by how motivated he is and i am so proud of all of his successes. i love him so much and want everything to work out.

wow, look at that hayden over there, he’s perfect for kate

by d8me June 7, 2019

Hayden

Hayden, Hayden, Hayden very different from everyone else. He is very tall, very big and very solid. He is a good rugby player. But he is the trouble maker in the class. He always gets into trouble and never learns anything. But inside he is a sensitive block who cares about some things like shooting and farming etc. But overall he is a big spud

Me: walking to class
Hayden: comes barging through the hallway and knocking me and everyone over.
Me: "Oi ya big spud"
Hayden: "oh shut up and walks off"

by Westy06 December 4, 2019

Hayden

An absolute gaylord. He will do anything possible to suck your dick. Hes pretty nice and if you are the lucky guy to recieve attention from him then know he is loyal and committed to your relationship.

He WILL suck tour dick
He frequents in activities such as watching jojo and moderating r/dankmemes

Mirror Mirror on the wall whos the gayest of them all.
Hayden...

by Blabalabalak January 25, 2020

Hayden

Someone who kisses so much ass that their head isn't visible any longer.

Did you hear about how Shipley got that job? He totally pulled a Hayden.

by Butterfly Sprinkles June 14, 2020