Gurtette

A girl who is like a bro

my friend is a gurtette

by Mikelong October 22, 2025

semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 3, 2010

Balls gourmet

When an alfa-male is having sexual intercourse with his female while her red velvet is in bloom and his sweaty balls are slapping her fany pack , creating an image similar to that , of a gourmet meatballs with tomato sauce.

We had aballs gourmet with my wife yesterday, we had to change the mattress today.

by kur40 July 20, 2017

The Gourmet

The gourmet is the orc you kill for the dark brotherhood questline in the elder scrolls 5 skyrim. He is also the greatest being known to man.

Oh, I Have To Kill The Gourmet, I Will Regret This Later.

by TheGourmet November 29, 2023