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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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Groundhog

Referring to a fat chubby person who sits around all day and eats everything.
Your a big old groundhog.
by Sxtx2357 February 26, 2024
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Bulgarian Groundhog

Sticking your dick in your own ass, then shitting it back out.
Dude, that guy looks gay! I bet he Bulgarian Groundhog’s himself daily!
by Mungo fungo February 2, 2026
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