Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Feng Shuimug. The big dick gunna, do not, and I repeat, do not fuck with this man, he’ll fuck your shit up like a medium rare steak at outback. Only the sexiest men have the initials of “FJG” and this man gots it, he is a national level god of men. As one Feng Jie Guo would say. “Kachow Nigga”
by The Willy whipper September 3, 2019
Get the Feng Jie Guomug. People who search their English name in Urban Dictionary and post a story just because everyone do the same thing.
by Matapancake November 22, 2021
Get the GEN-FENG-ZAImug. The best lab guy you will ever meet...
Girls: Ooooh! Xian Feng! You look smoking hot on your lab coat!
Girls: Ooooh! Xian Feng! You look smoking hot on your lab coat!
by Popito Manero September 27, 2020
Get the xian fengmug. Person 1: “Apparently our new classmate is deaf.”
Person 2: “I knew she was a feng the moment I saw her!
Person 2: “I knew she was a feng the moment I saw her!
by celouxx3 December 24, 2023
Get the fengmug. 1) Very poor design or use of space.
2) The antithesis of Feng Shui, whereas Feng Shwack has the opposite principles that are rooted in a Chinese system for positioning objects for a positive effect especially related to building design the furniture layout within it.
2) The antithesis of Feng Shui, whereas Feng Shwack has the opposite principles that are rooted in a Chinese system for positioning objects for a positive effect especially related to building design the furniture layout within it.
BUYER: My realtor showed me one home from the outside that looked beautiful, but inside the home was Feng Shwack. I had to walk through one bedroom to access the back bedroom. On top of that the kitchen could only be accessed by walking through a bathroom.
BUYER'S FRIEND: Damn, that sounds extremely Feng Shwack. You should find something better.
BUYER'S FRIEND: Damn, that sounds extremely Feng Shwack. You should find something better.
by Long Beach Lingo September 3, 2016
Get the Feng Shwackmug.