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boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
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slug employee

An employee who does the bare minimum to exist in the work force. An employee that possesses less than desirable traits.
John is such a F'n slug employee, I've done twice as much work today as he's done all week!
Oh, thats Sally... she's cute but just absorbs oxygen. She's our favorite slug employee around here.
by pdogEdog March 3, 2011
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Dunkin Donuts Employee

When one is dropping "0" kills in rainbow six siege.
by GungaB April 6, 2024
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McDonalds Employees

Bums who're spitting on peoples' burgers, protesting for $15 per hour.
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Great Employee

A person who is not fit to lead a group. They are not free in thought. They listen to orders and don’t have enough intelligence or social skills to become a CEO. They will never be able to climb the ladder of modern day society. In short they are a little bitch.
Guy 1: Dude John is such a clown

Guy 2: He’s gonna be a great employee some day though

Guy 1: True
by asstastegoodiasuume December 13, 2023
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Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025
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