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<.7.9.7.6.>Time FOrmat Was Inpisre By <Booger>Mucus<boogeR>Artistry From The country Of Egypt<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Possible idiomatic reference to the site of Christ's crucifixion in the Bible.
Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)
Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)
Eunuch: "What's going on over there?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."
Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."
Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"
by pointymexicanhat September 11, 2021

Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Cthulhu <<<m15> In Egypt And Pan-Asia
Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Cthulhu <<<m15> In Egypt And Pan-Asia
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Egypt is a very scode person who gets more d than a kid taking vitamin C . Her forehead tends to be very big and some times people wanna bottle her for no reason
by Bignipsfordayz November 17, 2017

Egypt guy: I bought a property in Egypt and what they do for ya is they give you the property
Eye of rah: ayo chill tf out yo you sitting there playing with af-
Eye of rah: ayo chill tf out yo you sitting there playing with af-
by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead January 9, 2025

i have NEVER in my life been to a worse town. I have lived here all my life and have hated it more than anything. all the kids here wish they lived in Texas or Alabama so they could really be a redneck hillbilly, there is constantly being rumors spread around about how someones fucking someone else and the bathrooms reek of someones vape or cart. this town is filled with racist, homophobic (closeted) boys and girls and the school system sucks and has only gone downhill since covid. we are millions of dollars in debt and everyone and their grandma loves to complain about the kids riding on dirtbikes past their house with their ring camera photos on the new egypt happenings facebook. they had to implement a rule where you couldn't have a confederate flag on the back of your truck while driving because of how much it was happening. you have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a genuine friend and if you just moved here people will swarm you and then spread your shit around the school a week later. No one here likes it besides the parents that cope with the fact their perfect little small town is nothing what it looks out to be. we also have a big KKK population. six flags sucks too. the town is being bought out and if you didnt think it could get any worse, it is, and it will. every student who moves here wants to move back after 2 weeks at most.
this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.
this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.
new egyptian: "Yeah.. I go to new egypt.."
random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"
new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"
random: "oh.. that place"
random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"
new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"
random: "oh.. that place"
by helpabruthaout January 16, 2025
