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sneaky colombian

a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian

wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.

that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
by dan, destroyer of worlds November 9, 2008
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Colombian Breakfast

waking up and doing a line of cocaine to get your day off to the best possible start
Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."
by broadsword March 16, 2014
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Colombian Sauna

The way a car smells and feels after someone has smoked a considerable amount of marijuana inside of it, of course, with the windows rolled up.
Sam: Its so hot and smokey in your car man!

John: Yeah its like a Colombian Sauna.

Sam: Thats my favorite kind of sauna. ;)
by SassySam July 13, 2012
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Colombian neck-tie

Slitting a man's throat and pulling his tongue out through the hole; Invented by Colombian Drug lord Pablo Escobar
Yo did you see that guy's toung comming out through his slit throat? that shit called the Colombian neck-tie
by AC December 23, 2003
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Colombian Chronic

A type of stress (marijuana leaf, no bud) which is laced in cocaine.
hey joe! pass that colombian chronic over here man!
by Yamma-San March 24, 2003
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[colombian-american girl]

Girls who are colombian but know english.
they tend to talk with spanish accents and pronounce words differently. they wear bright colors, skinny jeans, and ballet flats or sneakers. big hoops, and hair that you can push back.... often considered sexy,if you could work it well. yet if they over do it , can be taken as tacky.
colombian-american girl:dont drawp tha bawl or imma get'chu. sin mentirle.

Maria:like-uh did juu see dat beeeaach. she's such an idiot. que pereza. im so fawking tie-ahd of hur! what a puta.
by omiqod your faceeeeee February 22, 2009
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Colombini

Someone so hot EVERYBODY is attracted to them
Peter Colombini is really sexy.
Peter
by Peter Frankenstein February 4, 2010
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