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caucasian fuckery

An injustice done to a person place or thing by a white person.
by Fishingwoman August 16, 2023
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Caucasian

A type of Asian other than the usual Asian races
Bro, she is like Caucasian
by ohsnowes August 20, 2019
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Caucasian

A great way to describe cocaine and people have no clue . . . . Until now . . . .
Hey, you know if Caucasian is around?
by LAURENT LÉVÊQUE September 3, 2023
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Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.
Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!
by E.A.M. July 25, 2023
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Caucasian

Caucasians are the Neandertal race which originate in India.

India crashed into Eurasia, forming the Himalaya mountains and introducing Caucasians to the world.

Caucasians are big boned, have an extra bone in the forehead, sunken eyes, hooked noses, and covered in hair from neck to toe. Caucasian men have the ability to grow facial hair; Native Americans and Asians initially referred to Caucasians as "hairy bearded people".

Calling Caucasians "white people" is nonsensical.
Caucasians look like they walked out of an exhibit on Neandertals at a museum.
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Caucasian Whip

A party game where a group of 15+ men gather around a towel and lather it in their semen. after being lathering their semen into it they all get into in a line taking turns whipping a woman. you get more points the closer you get to her asshole; this is determined by the semen left from the whip.
Yo dude is there going to be Caucasian Whip and your house welcoming party this weekend?
by carbon.if November 15, 2023
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Humble Caucasian Opinion

A phrase popularized/ originating from YouTuber 1090 Jake. It means to have an opinion or share your 2 cents about something.
Person 1: did you hear that Charles got arrested for beating his wife?

Person 2: yeah. In my humble Caucasian opinion, Charles is a piece of shit
by Pimp & b May 17, 2021
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