Blazian Caucasians

When white people do activities that combine black & oriental cultures.
I saw a couple Blazian Caucasians last night. They were eating sushi while watching BET.
by GhoulE April 21, 2012
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Caucasian Clutter

Poor Republicans who vote against their best interests to fit in with rich white Republicans.
Al & Peg have Trump signs all in their yard but they live in section 8 housing & I saw Al trying to buy beer on EBT at the store the other day they're complete Caucasian Clutter.
by Joshiehua3 December 31, 2020
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Caucasian 2 spice

My go-to baked potato recipe includes: butter, shredded cheddar, Frank’s Red Hot, and Caucasian 2 Spice.
by davedavis November 23, 2022
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Caucasian Whip

A party game where a group of 15+ men gather around a towel and lather it in their semen. after being lathering their semen into it they all get into in a line taking turns whipping a woman. you get more points the closer you get to her asshole; this is determined by the semen left from the whip.
Yo dude is there going to be Caucasian Whip and your house welcoming party this weekend?
by carbon.if November 16, 2023
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vanilla caucasian

another word , for someone who laughes at craddlers , and tweakers and raps every time he smokes tha mary jane. His name is usually Richard Dick Franklin or frankie frank Franklin, the pick pocket from Indonesia
guy smokes a lot of pot. hears him in the other room raping abouy random shit and people in bushes. then someone says "its vanilla caucasian in da houseeee"
by farfanoogal team April 12, 2018
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They have more privileges than I have basic human. Rights.

My colonized Asian face and gourmet Hispanic cuisine; some stupid white people bombed my restauranft.

There are no police, no basic human rights for people of color.

All crackers with smart korchdn will get their little gingers cut off da first day of session of India's first public school. They never lifted a finger in gjeir lives; why should they have orm.

"Buddy, this is as a punishment for your Caucasian privilege. You're a rich white dude who is illiterate, doesn't know shit about music, and doesn't know how to cook to save his life. But look; you have a smart kitchen, never had to work a day in your life, never had to fight for your basic human rights, never even had to justify why you have Caucasian privilege! Having Caucasian privilege was always a granted in your life; something you "deserve" to have. But buddy, nothing in life comes free! As punishment for your laziness and spoiled, worthless life, I need to cut off a finger. You haven't lifted a finger in the kitchen in your life, it's time to pay the price! Read this aloud, if you don't I'll cut off 2 fingers!"

Illiterate cracker: "I'm getting my finger cut off as punishment for being a lazy cracker who has a smart kitchen, home recording studio and because everything in life gets handed to me. I need to lose my ginger to learn a lesson on Caucasian privilege!"

Illiterate cracker finger SLICED RIGHT OFF, WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE.

AHHHHH! 👸🏻🔪🖕🏼
Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations". I never have the option to say, "I don't feel like being in slavery under an illiterate cracker who has never worked a day in his life, doesn't have a single friend, and has been handed everything he wants his entire life. I need basic human rights; I never have the option to have basic human fights.
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Caucasianism

The unfortunate illness of being white in a horror movie or not being able to do basic tasks without struggle. Unfortunately, there is no cure.
The white girl in the horror movie had caucasianism as she ran into the haunted house for a bunny stuffed animal.

The white boy in the movie died as she fell up the stairs and could not unlock the door.
by TLLHBS June 28, 2021
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