A thick bitch with a hell of a cock, I would rate it a 11/10 on size and girth. he is a pimp and not a simp, except for when it comes to valorant.
Source: My boy Brenden is him
Source: My boy Brenden is him
Person one: did you see brenden today in those sweatpants?
person two: yeah, I can see his gigantic 3rd leg
person two: yeah, I can see his gigantic 3rd leg
by RicardoAlejandroRodriguez February 6, 2023
Brenden is a name that is a blessing and a curse. It's a blessing that you can say you probably won't see anyone with the same name.
The curse is that you won't find any baubles with your name on it, only the variations of the name. The worse part of it all is having EVERYBODY misspell your name without fail.
The curse is that you won't find any baubles with your name on it, only the variations of the name. The worse part of it all is having EVERYBODY misspell your name without fail.
"Hi I like to place a order."
"Okay! What's the name"
"Brenden"
They proceed to write down Brandon and Brenden doesn't say anything because it's not worth it.
"Great! Anything else?"
*Deep sigh* "No, nothing else..."
"Okay! What's the name"
"Brenden"
They proceed to write down Brandon and Brenden doesn't say anything because it's not worth it.
"Great! Anything else?"
*Deep sigh* "No, nothing else..."
by GamerBrenno October 27, 2021
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by Raygungames January 8, 2020
Brenden is a funny guy who has dark brown hair and has matching brown eyes. He is a few inches taller than you and is always looking at you from across the classroom. He will always be making people laugh. He never skips class or is late which is pretty surprising. He wears miss matched outfits but it’s ok since he’s a teenage boy. Brenden is a person I want to spend the rest of my life with.
by Queenluv3r6000 February 8, 2023
by Rip Jah April 24, 2019