booch

a degenerate imbecile fat cuck who has never felt the love of a woman and craves intimacy so deeply (he) is willing to leave behind his boys in hopes of one day feeling that sweet sweet plump innocent kind of true love. also, could mean fat and disabled.

boys: hey what are you doing tonight? let's get hard together and smoke weed.
other guy: can't. busy lol. this girl just added me on snap. she lives in Kansas, heading there tonight.
boys: you're a fucking booch dude...we'll be hard all night. without you i guess?...

by kittyfugglover October 22, 2023

zooted on the booch

Chas’s version of “being high”

Me: “hey Chas how much did you smoke”
Chas: “idk man but I’m zooted on the booch

by Yaboimahammed77249/2 June 7, 2023

Booch

noun. The asshole.

"Did you put it in her cooch?"
"Nah I put it in her booch and she pooped."

by whatboochrllymeans April 3, 2020

Boof the Booch

When a person puts a bottle of Kombucha up their ass.

Cody and Fletcher died last weekend when they tried to boof the booch. Unfortunately the Kombucha was rancid and contained Norovirus.

by Wxllco July 16, 2022

Booch

The booch, or ball gooch, is the area between the balls and the penis. A no man's land that is neither sack nor shaft.

Grab my booch and twist it.

by Supersquawhunter November 18, 2022

Booch

Consuming alcohol or drugs through the rectum. Synonymous with “boof”.

Sean B booched so much vodka last weekend!

by birdsflyfaraway January 29, 2023

Booch

To be jabbed really hard in the boob.

Tori was booched so hard her boobs hurt for two days.

by norcher January 16, 2015