sugar daddy baby

"Savannah, how old is your sugar daddy baby?"
"19"

"Girl what the fuck he 6 years younger"
"SO IM GETTING THAT SHMONEY"
by youngmilk September 25, 2016
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your the baby I'm the daddy

When you have a MILF/cougar who you have to let know she your baby and you are the daddy
your the baby I'm the daddy
by JayBucks July 22, 2024
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your the baby I'm the daddy

When you have a MILF/cougar and have to let her know she the baby and you the daddy!
your the baby I'm the daddy
by JayBucks July 22, 2024
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Grand baby daddy

Tell your grand baby daddy sorry but I couldn't get him the application!
by Bealiefs December 02, 2021
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Baby daddy batty

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023
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Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

Yes I will be your safety baby daddy
by Taylour Paige December 12, 2021
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national baby daddy day

baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍

someone: okay baby daddy
by horchataflavoredjuul May 08, 2022
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