thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !

by broncula January 04, 2012

Never Think

Song by Robert Pattinson in which he sings from the perspective of Edward Cullen. He sings about how he doesn't want Bella to become a vampire, but he loves her so much that he kinda does. Possibly one of the best songs ever. Except sometimes its hard to hear was Rob is trying to sing/say.

Edward: "Bella don't become a vampire."

Bella:"But I love you so much, I want to"

Edward: "Let me just sing my song 'Never Think' so you understand how I feel"

by Alitess December 07, 2008

think nipple

The mouse button on your laptop between letters G, H and B.

My touchpad isn't working, I'll have to use the think nipple instead

by Auditor David February 28, 2008

can't think

uhhhhhhh....

I can't think of an example,... uhhhhhhh..... llama?

by DEADMAN#! October 08, 2020

Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

by T-shake October 18, 2009

Think Tank

Conference room that is used more often to have sex in than actually come up with ideas for the company.

Guy#1: Wow i can't believe Jason choked in the Think Tank.

Guy#2: Wrong time to let loose a stinky fart.

by Jaehoal P. Owns October 21, 2011

Think About It

Used when someone says something that, in the hands of someone with a dirty mind, can sound sexual.

"Pound it!"
"LOL!"
"What?"
"Think about it!"

by ITS FUCKING ME YOU BITCHES! February 20, 2010