forest goochie

an old half chinese half cat lady who lives in the forest

Monique: "I'm stuck in the forest"
Yesha: "Don't let the forest goochies get you"

by forestgoochielifestyle June 29, 2016

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Greasy Forest

The term used for when someone has really greasy hair and alot of hair. Typically something you would say to that one friend who looks like he dipped his head in UKFC (Bradford Take-away) oil. The term typically arose in 2018 when lots of British people started having long hair and therefore lots of greasy haired people were recognised

Damn you should get that Greasy Forest sorted.

Are you a Greasy Forester?

by Sherazzy's Dad July 17, 2018

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Magical Forest

The Magic Forest or Magical Forest is another name for the shit ton of hair surrounding a man reproductive organ.

Dude 1: Bro I was totally going to bang Jennifer last night but my Magical Forest started to itch.
Dude 2: Bro that totally sucks you should try GoldBond Medicated Powder™ for a relieving feeling.
Dude 1: Thanks so much bro I appreciate the advice.

by Blano July 10, 2017

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cleared the forest

Taking a shit (Dropping logs) and smoking weed (Burning trees) at the same time

Friend 1) Hey you cleared the forest lately?
Friend 2) Yeah I cleared the forest a couple hours ago.

Friend 2) Yeah a couple hours ago in fact.

by dorkknight93 March 14, 2015

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Forest Blumpkin

Your typical blumpkin administered by one in either a wheel chair or someone with a peg leg and an eye patch while screaming at the neighbors that you are not mentally challenged and you are just as normal as the rest of society.

Had a rough day at work and the boss called me special in the head . So the wife took me home and gave me the old forest blumpkin.

by MX29 December 7, 2019

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