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What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
by MizzBean August 24, 2025
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hap lum

the sacramental symbolic baptism of a feline mammal in the Catholic Church; the act of baptizing a cat
Sister Mary Theresa! My pet cat Rutabaga will receive hap lum today! Rutabaga will now make it to heaven! Yay!
by TacoBear2000 December 4, 2025
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Haps

Haps as in happy or happiness
They were totes haps. They were totally happy
by Provo78 March 4, 2023
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lil hap

a guy who will smoke all day long but still have enough energy and good intentions to fyck u. he probably been through some deep shot but still loves everyone and always has a smile on his face.
person1: woah look at that stud smoking person 2: ya who is that
person1: ohhh ofc it’s lil hap

person 2: not big hap?!
person1: no LIL hap ofc what are you on cmon now
by hipsdontliewakawaka March 19, 2023
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hap

The action of hopping out of joy
Person 1: Dude you have 1,000 followers!
Person 2: Wait really? I am go hap now
by Daesi April 4, 2024
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haps

"finisher farmed"

"bigs haps from will the thrill"
by Esteece March 16, 2024
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