by so_coquette_🎀 May 15, 2024
Dude 1: Yo! My Air b n b watched me jerk off and the owner sent me the footage!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air b n b?
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air b n b?
by so_coquette_🎀 May 15, 2024
Bob, otherwise known as B-O-B (stands for Big-Outlandish-Beast). He says he's from Colombia, from the city of the pure colomombian happinnes from the Walter White's drug empire there, but if you've actually met him, you would known that the statement about him being Colombian, is as fake as the analysis you wrote down for GCSE English Literature. He is often mistaken for Bob the Builder, but not because of his construction abilities (because he literally has a desk with less life support than Stephen Hawking on his last day), he is confused for Bob the Builder for his ability to talk to women enchantingly. He is a person that likes to play Genshin Impact and imagine himself flying with anime girls, or catch all the Pokemon so he can do what Markiplier told him to do. B-O-B is the name of a guy who is on the academic comeback, much like ENCE against Team Liquid in 2019.
by C-O-C February 23, 2024
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Oh the memories we have had! We have sooo many memories and jokes over the past 8 yrs. Here are a few:
PATHETIC LITTLE ORANGE ONE
I cant be bothered *slaps roof*
HuLk F1St!!
"EEEEEEEE" (against a wall)
Silly Billy!!
CHEZ SONG!!
THE SILLY BILLY RELIGION
"Ok, THE HASH BROWN WASNT EVEN THAT BAD!"
PeRfEct *weird dance thing*
ScaRy *weird dance thing*
*clicks mouth* NOICE!
There are sooo many more but here is one last one (promise its not a rickroll otherwise ill buy u a slushie)
Hi, I'm a muffin
And it's muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die
Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it's muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die, die
Please I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Please I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie, pie, pie
Dad, I'm hungry
Hi Hungry, I'm dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?
I'm gonna do an internet
Well, I'm gonna do a book
(I couldnt put the rest in bc it was too long)
PATHETIC LITTLE ORANGE ONE
I cant be bothered *slaps roof*
HuLk F1St!!
"EEEEEEEE" (against a wall)
Silly Billy!!
CHEZ SONG!!
THE SILLY BILLY RELIGION
"Ok, THE HASH BROWN WASNT EVEN THAT BAD!"
PeRfEct *weird dance thing*
ScaRy *weird dance thing*
*clicks mouth* NOICE!
There are sooo many more but here is one last one (promise its not a rickroll otherwise ill buy u a slushie)
Hi, I'm a muffin
And it's muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die
Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it's muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die, die
Please I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Please I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie, pie, pie
Dad, I'm hungry
Hi Hungry, I'm dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?
I'm gonna do an internet
Well, I'm gonna do a book
(I couldnt put the rest in bc it was too long)
by Jonken12437452 September 09, 2022