If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

Shit-Brain-Cock-Master

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot

Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master

by f.u.k April 29, 2009

Jdm Shit Cuz

a term used for something dumb ass hell but cool as hell

did you hear that vtec, that jdm shit cuz.

by TimWcwcw May 24, 2009

Bitchs ant shit

Some mofos being bitchs.

Those bitchs ant shit.

by Gapkid2256 July 18, 2007

When Shit Goes Down

1. When the unexpected bad happens.

2. The small probability of something going in the wrong way.

'N.B: the verb "goes" can be in any form up to the time tense when it's used. e.g: went, gone, go, (be) going, (has) been going, (will, must,..).etc'

- "Hello Mr. officer, what's your duty here?"
"Everything seems fine so far, I'm here just in case shit goes down"
- Cops are never around when shit goes down!
- "Take this gun buddy, just in case shit went down"
- "You never know son, because when shit goes down, it'll be too late"

by Mr porter tha elicist January 15, 2010

New Mexico shit fire

A shot of tequila mixed with Bhut Jolokia hot sauce. Bhut jolokia is, of course, one of the spiciest chile peppers in the world, which makes this like a prairie fire shot on steroids. Definitely not for the weak stomach.

"Hey bartender, I need 6 New Mexico shit fires."

by Real Aggie 10 March 28, 2011

Shit just got real

The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness and is no longer a laughing matter

"Yoo, shit just got real!"

by Jademax1990 April 6, 2015