Twitter Mod

Spends their entire time on twitter, posting or scrolling and probably has blue hair. Like a discord mod for twitter but isn't an actual technical "moderator".

Jake spends all his time on twitter like a damn "twitter mod".

by MrFuntime (awildrabitt) August 29, 2023

Twitter

That toxic ex who you don't wanna be in a relationship with but GOD DAMN HOW SHE FUCKS.

Twitter is my favorite social media platform, my name is Karen.

by guifi July 29, 2020

3am twitter

The horniest place on earth, not to be confused by early-morning-horny twitter, which is the second horniest place on earth.

"dude 3am twitter wildin out again fr bruh"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"

by 3amtwitterexpert January 29, 2019

Twittered

The act of imploding a perfectly functional and working solution from the inside with the power of sheer, f*cking hubris.

The largest, most expensive SpaceX rocket just blew up; it Twittered itself.

by FLY1NGSQU1RR3L April 20, 2023

bitches on stan twitter

They’re problematic hoes that don’t have any sleep routines

“you don’t wanna turn into bitches on stan twitter, they crazy yeeesh”

by satansbible May 10, 2020

Twitter

real hell-hole

greetings everyone, i am CyberNuts, ex-Twitter user. twitter is apsoloute f*cking pain. dont sign up unless you like your life ahead of you being taken away

use reddit instead

by CyberNutz December 10, 2021

Twitter

An app for gay people lol

A: “Hahahaha I saw this funny meme on Twitter the other day, look!”
B: “Omg congrats on coming out!!”

by Modern Jesus February 25, 2021