Bald bastard

What Erica called Murray

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!

by i hate my classmates July 7, 2022

Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person

Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..

by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long

James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard

by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022

rat bastard

A despicable person, usually pakistani origins

Do you want to hang out with Umer?
Nah man, he is such a rat bastard

by CoolGamer123 September 22, 2021

Frumpy Bastard

(Noun). The male equivalent of the female 'chronic bitch face'. When one's attitude cannot help but seep into their facial structure, making it seem as if a chronic shit is being taken.

Ding Ding from Breaking Bad has chronic Frumpy Bastard.

by FrumpyCat April 30, 2014

no spilling bastard

One who while pouring shots spills even a little bit.

Steven was such a no spilling bastard, he poured half the bottle on the table pouri g shots.

by whitetail lightning September 12, 2021