It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.
I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.
by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017
Get the internal pastemug. An internal analogy is a meta-analogy or an analogy in which one of the elements is the analogy itself. A self-analogy self-delineates a recursion.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 22, 2018
Get the internal analogymug. Every year , International Disha Day occurs on September 1.
She's the new godess of the world and we should worship her this day(and all the other days of the year)
She's the new godess of the world and we should worship her this day(and all the other days of the year)
by Blazed Wolf August 30, 2022
Get the International Disha Daymug. It's intrnational grab ass day 30.10/2019
by Big mester bob October 29, 2019
Get the International grab ass daymug. This term can be used in two ways in lower-league English football:
1. This can be used in a similar way to the phrase european gay but generally used more often when referring to homosexual styles of football associated in regions outside Europe such as South America. If referring to European football this term can be used to make the insult more emphatic.
2. The only insult more emphatic than european gay and in extreme circumstances, the 'no u' following the european gay insult.
1. This can be used in a similar way to the phrase european gay but generally used more often when referring to homosexual styles of football associated in regions outside Europe such as South America. If referring to European football this term can be used to make the insult more emphatic.
2. The only insult more emphatic than european gay and in extreme circumstances, the 'no u' following the european gay insult.
Bob: In East Anglia ur what we like to call european gay
Carlos: No u
Bob: U international gay
All the air is sucked out of Carlos's lungs before he fades from existence
Carlos: No u
Bob: U international gay
All the air is sucked out of Carlos's lungs before he fades from existence
by tonypulis08 June 7, 2018
Get the International Gaymug. by lilgaywayv September 20, 2020
Get the sm internmug. June 21th is the International Fuck a Femboy Day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to fuck a femboy the times they want, as long as they consent.
Guy : I can't believe tomorrow is the international fuck a femboy day. I've been waiting all year for this day!
Femboy: I know, dude. Wanna come over and see the new cosplay I bought for this?
Guy: Heck yes! I’ll be there!
Femboy: I know, dude. Wanna come over and see the new cosplay I bought for this?
Guy: Heck yes! I’ll be there!
by CutelittlebratUwU June 21, 2025
Get the International Fuck a Femboy Daymug.