california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex

Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later

by Jack inoff May 26, 2019

California cup holder

When a man cums in an ass hole and then proceeds to drink their own cum from said ass hole.

Man, Kelvin sure did give me a solid California cup holder last night.

by Shotfirst January 31, 2024

california stingray

The action of a man being penetrated from behind with a strap on or live dick and being beat off at the same time. A double California stingray is that in which a man is being penetrated from behind beat off and having oral sex all at once.

He had the best orgasm after the California Stingray!

by friskyflicker July 24, 2018

California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably

“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”

by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021

california suit

Jeans and a t-shirt, with a blazer

CaliGuy1: Oh it looks like I have to dress up for this event.
CaliGuy2: Just wear a California Suit, throw a blazer on whatever you're wearing.

by Matt_Tress August 28, 2017

california shotgun

While giving head, pretend to swallow his nut then go in for a kiss and spit the cum into his mouth.

Amy found out Chris was cheating on her so she gave him a California Shotgun and he spent the rest of the day throwing up his own baby gravy.

by shadythespaceman February 28, 2021

california hotdog

The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.

casual sex with my wife was getting boring so we decided to mix it up and do the california hotdog!

by hotdoghamburgr January 6, 2025