Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.
by JingleJangle The Overlord July 31, 2018
Indian river middle school is a peice of shit filled with hores and fake ass people the teachers are sexist and its fucking gross the water fountains are shit and so are the people and there ain't no thick girls
by Teagan Wynne March 29, 2020
by myCOCKadoodle May 08, 2021
"Did you see that turtle in the river?"
"No."
"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."
(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)
"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"
"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
"No."
"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."
(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)
"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"
"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
by Adybug April 02, 2010
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Darryl does a lot of videos for YouTube?
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a River Kamishiro.
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a River Kamishiro.
by Kamishiro R November 16, 2019
This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 06, 2021