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block tax

block tax is 50 dollars dawg
by Definition Block May 14, 2021
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pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.
"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."
by Jimbo001 June 29, 2013
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Block And Stalk

When you block someone and then decide to stalk them. A bitch move
Alex decided that our relationship wasn't for the best but then decided to go out of her way to block and stalk you
by blockandstockcreator January 19, 2022
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Poop-blocked

Goes along with being cockblocked. Your girl is a night pooper. Poops before going to bed, therefore making the chance of having sex null and void.
"Ewww I just pooped, you're not going anywhere near any of that region" That is a total poop-block. You've been poop-blocked.
by Kokomo85 December 24, 2016
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Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)
"Don't beaver block me!"
by The original beaver April 18, 2016
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CAC Blocked

When somebody else blocks you from using your CAC (Common Access Card) to log into a computer by inserting their CAC into the computer you were going to use. This is usually done purposely but does not have to be.
Paul: *walking over to a computer requiring him to insert his CAC to log in*
Tina: *notices Paul walking towards said computer*
Tina: *quickly cuts Paul off and inserts her CAC into the computer Paul was going to use, thereby using it herself*
Tina: Well, looks like I just got the last computer in the office.
Paul: Hey, what the heck Tina, you just CAC blocked me!
by Shadow-Dude June 12, 2018
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Fuck and block

When you have a fuck buddy but it wasn't a good fuck so you block them on all means of contact when they leave.
'I fucked this Asian chick but she wasn't as Swedish lady, so I blocked her as soon as she left my house, I call it the fuck and block'
by Jelly belly 69 April 18, 2023
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