The act of ruining an exceptional social gathering by "logicalizing" its various financial, managerial, or public relations benefits and or flaws. The aforementioned douching will then suck out all fun previously thought to be had at said social gathering.
Guy 1: God this party is kick ass, the keg is flowing and the bitches be bangin'.
Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.
Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.
Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.
Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.
by Collin, Jason, and Matt September 9, 2008
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by Sethyboy0 October 3, 2009
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Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"
by studmuffin5445 December 21, 2008
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Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)
1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.
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gigantic douche park (or "GDP")
1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)
1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.
See also:
gigantic douche park (or "GDP")
1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
Dude: "Why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my Hummer with that screwdriver?"
Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."
Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."
by the virgin marcus July 13, 2010
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