Canadian Bottle Opener

Just before you plan having anal sex with your partner, you reach out the window wearing a hockey glove (to protect your hand from the cold) you grab your bottle of Maple Syrup. (all good Canadians keep at least 3 bottles of their favorite Maple Syrup in the snow fridge outside their window) Sticking the top of the bottle of Maple Syrup in their partners Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole, you proceed to empty the entire bottle. At the very last drop you pop the bottle out and in a downward motion making the “O” ring pop the top sound as any great Canadian Lager would do upon opening.

I bet Nancy over last night and gave her a proper Canadian Bottle Opener. It was so loud it almost caused an avalanche out back.

by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025

Can opener

A sexual movement when penetrating partner from behind, reaching over their head and gripping the roof on their mouth pulling up while thrusting, simulating a can being opened. (Other hand can pull hair simultaneously as you pull on roof of mouth)

I gave that girl a can opener. She gonna know who split her open.

by DirtyD@wg June 14, 2022

People opener

A bladed implement that can be used for surgery, hunting or cooking.

Paul said " What is with the large collection of knives?"
Phill replied " they aren't knives, they're people openers."

by Amma69 June 14, 2022

People opener

A sharp implement used for surgery, hunting, cooking, etc.

Person 1: "That's a big collection of knives."

Person 2: "Ooh you mean my people openers."

Person 1: "Your what!?"

by Amma69 June 15, 2022

Open question

A question that anyone can feel free to answer. Not directed at anyone.

Hym "And still the open question remains unanswered... I genuinely don't understand what you hope to achieve by doing this... Is there a point you're trying to make? If so, it is going straight over my head. It's like I'm waiting for a punchline and you just keep droning on and on... Oh, and the solution to that problem you're talking about would be: date a cuck and then schedule yourself and extracurricular shift at the old developmentally disabled group home and fuck a big dick retard in secret. Not that any of them were particularly competent but I think it still applies."

by Hym Iam June 15, 2022

Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real

The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022

Sleeps mouth open

Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)

The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.

by Guy writing the history books June 22, 2022