Livingston Freshmen Baseball

The most funniest sports crew ever assembled. Notorious for putting holes in the locker room and "Deficating" on the bathroom floor. Prob. The most hated team coach Firr. ever had. John warner and goldberg were known as the team cock suckers. Millburn was thier biggest rival. They dared motals to step into there realm. Fat people can't pitch. they were the reason coach firr couldn't get laid. Will forever be known as the infamous 16.

Livingston Freshmen Baseball

"Justin...Don't bunt this pitch!" - Firrenator

" I think it hit the water tower."- JB
" Yea i think it hit that guy in the head......." - Dave Chapplle

" I am going to deflower you tight pink assholes!"-NK

" NO GOOOD!"- Firr

Livingston Freshmen Baseball by Dennis Mc'Qual January 2, 2009

baseball player 

People who play baseball (a great sport!)
Usually veryyyyyyyyyy hot and talented.

The best baseball player come from the Dodgers!

baseball player by DodgersChamps08!! March 7, 2009

Baseball 

Yes, people use baseball to define sports and marajuana, but it is also used to describe, surprise surprise, SEX! When people are too ashamed to say what they have done sexually, they refer to the base system.
First Base: Kissing or Making Out
Second Base: Fingering or Touching each other
Third Base: Oral Sex
Home Base: Vaginal Sex

Jack: "I played a little baseball last night."
John: "Really? Did you make a home run?"

Baseball by GloriaSanchez84 June 21, 2008

base

A substance made up of about 60% amphetamine.
In contrast to speed, which is made up of about 5% amphetamine.

Often methamphetamine is defined as base: "a purer form of speed".
Methamphetamine is a completely different chemical, with different effects. Base is the same chemical as speed, just in much higher concentrations.
Usually has a different effect to speed, as the higher dosage doesn't just mean fuller effects, but whole new ones as well.

NB: both amphetamine and methamphetamine have absolutely NOTHING to do with 2,3 methylenedioxymethamphetamine (ecstasy), despite the uneducated and ill-informed ramblings of the DEA.

personone: Meth is just a purer form of speed.
persontwo: No, that's base you idiot. Meth is a different chemical to speed.
personone: Allow me to kiss your educated feet, master. I revere in your mighty intelligence.

base by kako December 28, 2005

Ninth Base 

Ninth Base (n.) - when you just have to slap your freaking partner off because they aren't giving you time in between orgasms. ENJOY!(:

It was hard for Penelope to breathe when Stanley took her to ninth base and all she could do was moan.

Ninth Base by WienerPoop April 11, 2008

Baseball card Burden 

The state of an adult possessing many thousands of once valuable, now worthless baseball cards. The burden carrier is cursed with holding a sliver of false hope that the cards will one day become worth something. So, the burden carrier must keep them in "mint" condition(not in the attic or basement where space is abundant) No, the burden-afflicted takes-up large amounts of climate-controlled prime closet space with this mass of what amounts to thousands of glossy toilet paper squares. The burden also weighs heavy in domestic squabbles. If your wife asks you why those cards are taking-up half of the closet, you can say nothing. There is no defense. They are the quivalent of a Precious Moments Burden for women.

"I really would like to buy that new coat. But if I do, I will have to get rid of my vacuum cleaner to make space in the closet" "Such is life with the baseball card burden"

Baseball card Burden by Ace Binkley July 16, 2008

22nd Base

The point where one fucks life into an inanimate object, and then makes it climax. AKA Frankenfuck

"Have you ever heard a statue moan?"
"Did you get to 22nd Base?"

22nd Base by jalepino pooper November 10, 2008