auguster

auguster a person who is mean, kind, funny, and hates red nail polish.

i need an auguster in my life
#getlikeauguster

by ilovehoeslol November 21, 2021

August 27th

People born in August 27 have the biggest dicks in the world, they are kind, smart and funny. The greatest type of people you will ever meet. If you one they are a keeper.

His shmeat is so big, he must be born on August 27th

by Isidorus Samir Toma November 24, 2023

August 2nd

national almost girlfriend day!

post ur almost girlfriend!

jake: oh no it’s august 2nd I have to post you.
his almost gf: good.

by hiiloveu August 1, 2022

August 5th

The day that byler twt went crazy

Person 1: “I survived August 5th”

Person 2: “what happened August 5th?”

Person 1: “August 5th was the day byler twt went crazy over waiting for the byler van script which was SUPPOSED to be released at 4pm”

by august 5th survivor August 5, 2022

4th August

Kiss your ex and your best friend day... have fun

Zoe: omg it's 4th August

Lilly: oh ye I need to find my ex but I also.need to kiss you lol
Zoe: ye we need to kiss to *mwah*

by Balls in ma jaws August 2, 2022

August 4th

Why's my crush not answering me back day...

Its August 4th, I've waited long enough, you better call me back today or else dammit! Just kidding, not really! i need my BFF bad!

by danidtrouble August 4, 2022

august

the best girlfriend ever. so hot, pretty, and so kind. literally the best and she deserves the world. 🫶

me: hi august! :D
her: hi darling :)
me: i love you so much 🥰
her: i love you more 😘

by astro <3 February 15, 2023