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Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.
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unicorn

a sweet fluffy cuddly creature that is caring and charming .
did you see that unicorn?
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Unicorning

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead
Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you
by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021
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Unicorn Sniffing

Unicorn Sniffing is when a friend who isn’t very nice sprays a unicorn scented perfume up your nose and you can’t stop sneezing.
I’m not going to say your name but “L” is the first letter of your name. “Why are you unicorn sniffing?”
by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018
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Unicorn

A queer woman, usually lesbian who is having a threesome with a straight couple.
Straight couples advertise themselves on dating apps, they are looking for a unicorn to have sex with.
" X and Y are looking for a unicorn"
Lesbian girl: "Ugh, she's cute but she only wants a unicorn with her boyfriend"
by Queench April 2, 2018
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Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag
"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"
by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022
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Unicorn

The description unicorn has two positive meanings and uses.

First in describing a person who is a unicorn, they are seen as unusual, untouchable and awe inspiring in how they act, live and work. This relates a lot to the surprise factor they cause also being either a positive role model to people or a eye opener. Examples would be a woman working well in a typically male job, a man in an unusual or surprising clothes or manner or a person having unusual, godly, fascinating, awe invoking qualities.

The second refers to unicorn as an adjective and describing something such as an event or book that is a rare or unbelievable occurrence. Ideally add references to unicorn stories like: I found it by chance in the woods, it lay it’s head on my lap, it thinks I’m a virgin, I touched its mane, I went on a unicorn hunt.
I was at Burning man and saw a unicorn. She was so inspiring and made me realize I should find my inner balance.

I went to an exhibition of local artists and nearly fell over when I realized it was just female artists. It’s so rare to get to see unicorn exhibitions, and I stumbled into one in the woods!
I found this really cool Unicorn book you might like, It’s a science fiction fantasy from a transgender perspective. Really unusual story writing.

You don’t just go on a unicorn hunt, you always are. It just depends if the unicorn will show up for you and lay it’s head on your lap. For some it’s a once in a lifetime experience.
by Kant20 November 23, 2020
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