When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.
by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024
Get the Upright unicornmug. did you see that unicorn?
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by twilightsparkle2006@outlook.co July 28, 2017
Get the unicornmug. When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead
by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021
Get the Unicorningmug. Unicorn Sniffing is when a friend who isn’t very nice sprays a unicorn scented perfume up your nose and you can’t stop sneezing.
I’m not going to say your name but “L” is the first letter of your name. “Why are you unicorn sniffing?”
by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018
Get the Unicorn Sniffingmug. A queer woman, usually lesbian who is having a threesome with a straight couple.
Straight couples advertise themselves on dating apps, they are looking for a unicorn to have sex with.
Straight couples advertise themselves on dating apps, they are looking for a unicorn to have sex with.
" X and Y are looking for a unicorn"
Lesbian girl: "Ugh, she's cute but she only wants a unicorn with her boyfriend"
Lesbian girl: "Ugh, she's cute but she only wants a unicorn with her boyfriend"
by Queench April 2, 2018
Get the Unicornmug. by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022
Get the Trim those unicorn bristlesmug. The description unicorn has two positive meanings and uses.
First in describing a person who is a unicorn, they are seen as unusual, untouchable and awe inspiring in how they act, live and work. This relates a lot to the surprise factor they cause also being either a positive role model to people or a eye opener. Examples would be a woman working well in a typically male job, a man in an unusual or surprising clothes or manner or a person having unusual, godly, fascinating, awe invoking qualities.
The second refers to unicorn as an adjective and describing something such as an event or book that is a rare or unbelievable occurrence. Ideally add references to unicorn stories like: I found it by chance in the woods, it lay it’s head on my lap, it thinks I’m a virgin, I touched its mane, I went on a unicorn hunt.
First in describing a person who is a unicorn, they are seen as unusual, untouchable and awe inspiring in how they act, live and work. This relates a lot to the surprise factor they cause also being either a positive role model to people or a eye opener. Examples would be a woman working well in a typically male job, a man in an unusual or surprising clothes or manner or a person having unusual, godly, fascinating, awe invoking qualities.
The second refers to unicorn as an adjective and describing something such as an event or book that is a rare or unbelievable occurrence. Ideally add references to unicorn stories like: I found it by chance in the woods, it lay it’s head on my lap, it thinks I’m a virgin, I touched its mane, I went on a unicorn hunt.
I was at Burning man and saw a unicorn. She was so inspiring and made me realize I should find my inner balance.
I went to an exhibition of local artists and nearly fell over when I realized it was just female artists. It’s so rare to get to see unicorn exhibitions, and I stumbled into one in the woods!
I found this really cool Unicorn book you might like, It’s a science fiction fantasy from a transgender perspective. Really unusual story writing.
You don’t just go on a unicorn hunt, you always are. It just depends if the unicorn will show up for you and lay it’s head on your lap. For some it’s a once in a lifetime experience.
I went to an exhibition of local artists and nearly fell over when I realized it was just female artists. It’s so rare to get to see unicorn exhibitions, and I stumbled into one in the woods!
I found this really cool Unicorn book you might like, It’s a science fiction fantasy from a transgender perspective. Really unusual story writing.
You don’t just go on a unicorn hunt, you always are. It just depends if the unicorn will show up for you and lay it’s head on your lap. For some it’s a once in a lifetime experience.
by Kant20 November 23, 2020
Get the Unicornmug.